How Do I Get Out Of Here?

Aug 30

tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this

Aug 30
Aug 30

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

Aug 30

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

Aug 30
  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-
Aug 30

scottthepilgrim:

just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

Aug 30
psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

Aug 30

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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Aug 30
Aug 30

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted