How Do I Get Out Of Here?

Jul 25

Anonymous said: What did the booty have you like?

gnarly:

Jul 25
tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

Jul 25
ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

Jul 25

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

Jul 25
Jul 25
miss-bambi-tails:

tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle

IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE

miss-bambi-tails:

tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle

IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE

Jul 25

stability:

I find it kinda fucked up that if a dog bites someone it gets put down but if a person kills someone they can get off on a technicality

Jul 25

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

Jul 25
ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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Jul 25

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”